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September 21, 2009

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ISM’S

SOCIALISM

You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM

You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.

FASCISM

You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.

NAZISM

You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both of the cows.

ANARCHISM

You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

CAPITALISM

You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

This open thread was submitted by James Sarafin.

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7 Comments
  1. September 21, 2009 3:51 pm

    Pat Paulsen used to do this routine during his “campaigns.” This list leaves one or two out, the best being

    The New Deal: You have two cows. You milk both cows and pour half the milk down the sink.

    • Retired Soldier permalink
      September 22, 2009 7:41 am

      Pat
      Here’s another … Under the Obama’s administration that I refer to as “The Bad Deal” You keep the two cows, pay for their feed, vet bills etc. and turn all of the milk over to the Government and they in turn redistribute it. However, by the time the corrupt officials take their share and actualy distribute it, it has soured.

  2. September 21, 2009 10:01 pm

    Hey, it’s an old bit, but it’s still funny.

  3. September 22, 2009 6:55 am

    OBAMAISM: You used to have 2 cows, but the Cow Czar took them when your farm went into foreclosure.

  4. coolmom9 permalink
    September 22, 2009 7:24 am

    This is great! I’ll use it when I teach my local homeschool group’s current events class!

  5. September 22, 2009 7:43 am

    Libertarian: has two cows but thinks he has fifty because he’s such a pot head 🙂

    Sorry!

  6. September 22, 2009 9:55 am

    hahahaha!

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