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Sarah Palin Is A Stupid Hispanic Liar

November 21, 2009

It has been decided: Sarah Palin is a stupid liar. Case closed and its time we all moved on.

Leftist elites across the board have weighed in on Sarah Palin’s IQ and have reached a consensus – which means its now an accepted fact: Sarah Palin is just too dumb to ever be taken seriously.

HLN host and “The View” panelist Joy Behar, who we know speaks for all Americans, calls Palin “incoherent.” Behar gave the masses the benefit of her insightful views on Palin’s recent interviews, proclaiming

“It wasn’t just one interview. It was a series of incoherent sentences and lack of any kind of — it was, I’m sorry, Ann,” Behar said. “She’d never — her syntax alone would drive you crazy.”

So there you have it – either Sarah Palin is too stupid to live or Behar is suffering from waxy yellow build-up. Which, by the way, will be covered under Obama’s proposed health care bill. Whew.

Besides being too stupid to live, comedian George Lopez tells us that Palin is also a Hispanic. On his HBO special,  Lopez stated,

“There are a lot of politicians that would be Latinos and a lot now who are Latino. Sarah Palin, Latina. Believe me. She’s got all the signs. She works and her husband don’t.”

Lopez’s faulty grammar, by the way, isn’t stupid – its cutting edge. And in case you haven’t heard, Lopez knows for a fact that Palin’s husband Todd is a bum and Behar agrees with her. Who knew?

Meanwhile, Palin’s media impersonator, Tina Fey, imparted these words of wisdom.

“They recently made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and then this same adult actress, Lisa Ann, played me in a porn parody of ’30 Rock’ … And weirdly of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy.”

Its pretty hard not to believe Fey’s utterly convincing words, especially considering her own foreign policy experience and the fact that she is paid to impersonate Palin.

In addition to being a stupid Hispanic, we are told that Sarah is also a liar. We have that on very good authority from Harvard Ph.D. Bella DePaulo, a self proclaimed ‘expert’ in lying.

“From my post as an outside observer, it seems to me that Sarah Palin doesn’t care much about the truth. In that way, she is a very special liar.”

DePaulo failed to cite any specific lies, but with her credentials, she doesn’t need to. And since this expert opinion appeared in Psychology Today, it must be true.

DePaulo finished off with a cheery, “I do love the irony of Palin flaunting her authenticity with lies.” Ouch.

If you don’t understand the poignancy, erudition and brilliance of that last jab, its probably because you haven’t gone to Harvard. Which means you, too, are stupid. Well, maybe not as stupid as Palin. Maybe you’re just unenlightened.

Now that elite progressives have told us everything we need to know about Palin, they’ve decided to move the national conversation to more weighty matters, such as: Did Ricky Hollywood use too much pancake makeup at a recent GQ party? Inquiring elite minds want to know.

  1. baldone permalink
    November 21, 2009 1:33 pm

    Libs like to see Americans be in lock-step in their emotions. They are compulsively rigid choreographers of the American zeitgeist.

    Grumpy Libs hate Sarah because she is cheery, and they never, ever gave her their permission to be cheery.

    Some people have been uncomfortable with having cheery people like Reagan as leaders because they considered happy people to be shallow and insensitive to the sufferings of other inhabitants of this planet (people, wolves, polar bears, trees, etc.)

    Dylan Ratigan of MSNBC says it is NOW time to stop whining.
    All together, now.
    Smile, two, three…grin, two, three. Smile, two, three….

  2. John Davidson permalink
    November 21, 2009 1:53 pm

    Joy’s attempts at humor are falling short of being humorour just as much as Olbermans commentary has become humorous. Once they cross paths, may they slide into oblivion.

  3. lovebug35 permalink
    November 21, 2009 1:55 pm

    Sarah Palin is Latina?
    wow.. that’s news to me..

    • Marsan permalink
      November 21, 2009 11:14 pm


      No, Palin is not Latina; the idiot George Lopez was making a stupid joke about his own latino men staying home and sending the wife to a job…Anything for a laugh, George lost his mojo; who writing his lines, Joy Behar? Aren’t they both loud and get laughs and other’s expense?

      The question is, “what makes BigHeadLopez think Mr. Palin does not work?”

  4. Donald Domke permalink
    November 21, 2009 3:02 pm

    I believe that was George Lopez, (the formerly funny latino) that made the comment about Palin being latina. At least that’s what another column claimed. Do they all look alike to you? Certainly not to me!

  5. Neil permalink
    November 21, 2009 3:25 pm

    If anyone suffers from maunder it is Joy Behar!!

  6. joanne permalink
    November 21, 2009 3:58 pm

    Ask an Alaskan what they think of her. She’s not doing any book signings here, she’s too big a girl for us now. Of course, we don’t need to read the book because it’s really not a biography for us, we all know that most of it she dreamed up after she “retired” from office. It’s disappointing to see all of this in the media, I would hope people would have more sense than to buy into this woman.

    Question to Palin: Can you name one supreme court case?

    Every single Alaskan knows the answer to this because we lived it.
    Exxon Shipping Co. v. Baker, 07-219
    Wow, tricky question, eh?

    • Cas Balicki permalink
      November 21, 2009 4:44 pm

      Yeah and I’ll bet you can see an oil slick from your bath tub, joanne.

    • L S Wathen permalink
      November 21, 2009 6:12 pm

      Sara had an 89% approval rating in Alaska until she ran against Obama. I have friends in Alaska who adore her as do millions of us here in the other states. The more your kind talk her down the more we rally to her defense. Afterall, the lady’s a beautiful, smart, classy, rising star. So what’s your problem? Could it be jealousy?

      • John Davidson permalink
        November 21, 2009 9:13 pm

        Her problem is she can’t display her photo in the left hand corner. Perhaps, she is a he!

    • November 21, 2009 10:03 pm

      Palin irritates libs everywhere she goes. What better evidence can there be to keep her in the game? She holds no political office, and is not a candidate for anything. Yet she has this peculiar ability to draw the bitter bile right out of our friends on the left. That’s gotta count for something.

  7. Vince permalink
    November 21, 2009 5:51 pm

    According to Lopez latina women work and their husbands don’t. That soundsa racist to me. Where are all the wise latina women? Why aren’t they protesting and boycotting the view? Or maybe it’s more factual. And what does that say about her husband!

  8. Marsan permalink
    November 21, 2009 11:03 pm

    Ok, the only “elite” thing here is the brain damage of the so-called experts listed here. Joy Behar has a most obnoxious, grating accent that sounds illiterate (if she wishes to speak about syntax, this one is all over the place); has she listened to herself? It’s amazing how a comedian like George Lopez who is making a joke is misunderstood and used to drag Sarah through the mud! He’s not saying she’s Latina, he’s sells laughs poking fun at his own ethnicity! Come on, Lopez humor is behind the times; I dare the fool to convince me of his stupid female latina jokes! That his ghetto family he’s talking about; but after all, the biggest super star raining on everyone’s parade is SARAH! Why else would the obscure Tina Fey capatalize again…what fools. No, what jealous, and ignorant fools. Intelligent people don’t buy their crap!

    Joy, Tina and all the other female bashers of Sarah: She’s pretty; you’re not. And to all the men bashers of Sarah, you can’t admit how much you notice her. Get your eyes back in your head and I’m sorry the females in your life are so boring and ugly probably. Like Lettermen’s lady, for instance.

    And lastly, Joy and Companyt, why are you so AFRAID OF SARAH? And Tina, she made you a few bucks, what’s your beef? George Lopez, you’re new show is not funny, sorry. You and Obama are good for one “season.”

    • Marylou permalink
      November 21, 2009 11:39 pm

      I’m sorry. I was tracking pretty well until the comment about Letterman’s wife. That was uncalled for. Let’s show some class. Hasn’t that poor woman had enough pain inflicted on her? Please!

      Of course, the minute I say this to you I set myself up for the fall….I might be the one next time!! passions tend to run high with the subjects we talk about.

      Just wanted to make the point. I am trying to train myself not to get too carried away…more effective that way I think.

      • Marsan permalink
        November 21, 2009 11:57 pm


        FYI, the Letterman comment was all over the net and meant as a common denominator of what ails all the lib males bashing Sarah…explain how you, as another female, feel about that. Liberal men and women alike show no mercy, let alone “class” in their treatment of this woman, a former governor of Alaska, who until she dared to be counted against Obama, became America’s punching bag in the media. Pray tell, why is Joy Behar is exempt from all the accusations she aims at Palin; as for the unattractive wife of Letterman, that is a blog clip after he insulted Sarah, then her daughter and later when he admitted having sex with his employees. No, not original to me. Class? Among Liberals or here? This is the topic; are you on the right page?

        • November 22, 2009 5:17 am

          Ah ah ah ummm ah Oh Oh I I aha ah I I I er er er I want to be fluent with Joy Beechair but my teli-prompter she is broken. si si

          I too wish, Sarah Palin, who is my choice for 2012 election for president, would intersperse her speeches with Spanish phrases. But not the long ones as I only took French in High School and not Spanish.

          IQ measured by syntax?? I don’t know about that but the usage of monosylabic words is not good for HIGH IQ’s. So I I I er er er and ah ah ah get added into the average of the speakers spoken words thus bringing down that average . Poor syntax and nonfluency in speaking can be corrected .
          But fun with psychometric tests though not standardized can be had by all. Get a written copy of Sarah’s speeches and tally up how many one,two,three,four,five syllable words she uses will give you an idea about her IQ. The more syllables she uses the higher the IQ.
          Or you could get Obama to break into the Wasilla High School late at night and look at her IQ scores. Remember she got a “D ” in macro economics or was it micro? Also ,make sure you break into the right High School. Here again remember the terrible accidental burning of Sarah’s church when she was not even in it. TSK TSK…
          In closing..let me say the next time sarah writes her memoir she needs to collaborate with Letterman Behar Matthews Mr.and Mrs.Madcow Olberman bob bickle the guy with marbles in his mouth and is married to Mary Matalin (?). No commas are needed here as they are all one person and one-half a wit among them

        • Marylou permalink
          November 26, 2009 8:48 pm

          Thank you, Marsan.

      • John Davidson permalink
        November 22, 2009 7:41 am

        Letterman’s wife along with Hillary should have had the courage to dump their spouses for their immoral behavior. Thus, they must condone immorallity if they continue the relationship.

  9. Marylou permalink
    November 21, 2009 11:34 pm

    “DePaulo finished off with a cheery, “I do love the irony of Palin flaunting her authenticity with lies.” Ouch.

    If you don’t understand the poignancy, erudition and brilliance of that last jab, its probably because you haven’t gone to Harvard. Which means you, too, are stupid. Well, maybe not as stupid as Palin. Maybe you’re just unenlightened.”

    Thank you, Nancy. This is just the kind of dry comment that I love. They are just too good to look down upon us mere stupidos.

  10. November 22, 2009 5:05 am

    Joy Behar and Whoopie “rape rape”Goldberg – two losers – who are dumb and dumber – duh!

  11. Freeme permalink
    November 22, 2009 6:28 am

    Behar..har…har…har……is just another vain vile vicious vindictive blood sucking vampire spewing venom like all the others bent on destroying everything and anyone not a Marxist sheeple of OH!Bama.

  12. Juan Freeman permalink
    November 22, 2009 6:35 am

    Why is it that Libs and other frumps (like joanne) claim to speak for ‘everyone’ (“us/we etc.”). Is Joanne a monarch? An editor? Or does she just have a tapeworm?

    Sarah Palin was the only bright light in an otherwise dim campaign, and her executive experience far outweighed the man/child whom the “stupid-Americans” deposited in the Whitehouse.

  13. betty permalink
    November 22, 2009 6:54 am

    Behar doesnt like Palin,Clintons,McCains,Oreily,Hannity,Beck,Hasselbeck,
    Behar LOVES Obamee,Mo Obamee,ricky Porn Hollywood,babwa,Muddow,Olburnman,Chrisy,Anyone she can get to bash Palin,Tina Fake,
    ANy american that sees her as an illiterate loud mouth desperate failing wanna be star.
    The days of big mouth ra ra ra comedy are gone .Behar just doesnt get it!
    Does she really think anyone finds her entertaining
    The only place she is accepted is the view. That tells you the agenda of the view.
    Babwa should have taken note when viewers didnt find Odonells big mouth appealing!

  14. November 22, 2009 7:30 am

    It sounds like Miss Behar needs to change her diaper. She continues to whine like a baby. I’ll let the chore of changing her diaper to maybe Keith Obermann. Keith has his nose up a lot of backsides so he should be good at changing diapers. Geez it stink here suddenly. Hey Joy, easy on the prunes.

  15. shane comeback permalink
    November 22, 2009 8:07 am

    Cas, joanne’s oil slick is IN her bathtub.

    • Cas Balicki permalink
      November 22, 2009 2:36 pm

      That’s why she has no trouble spotting it.

  16. Charles Louis D'Ince permalink
    November 22, 2009 9:05 am

    If she can’t lie, she shouldn’t be in politics. Point is, she’s weighing in on the correct side of the balance and winding up champagne (or should I say Sauternes-and-Alka-Seltzer) socialists a treat. Strength to Ya, Sarah – with Operatic Windy retiring soon, you could make a few bob…..

    • November 22, 2009 12:22 pm

      Just because all politicians lie doesn’t make it right. If we continue to enable their lies, nothing will change.
      I agree its a rare politician who can get elected without lying – maybe that’s why Palin scares the left so much.

  17. Joseph White permalink
    November 22, 2009 9:45 am

    So, three comedians walk into a bar and tell people that Sarah Palin is a hispanic liar.

    For some reason that joke just doesn’t fly. But then, when you take your cues from people who aren’t even political pundits, or even reporters, then you get what you deserve.

    I’m starting to think that if so many people are making fun of Sarah, then maybe she’s got what it takes to be president. After all, Reagon, Bush, and Bush were made fun of all the time, and they were good presidents, while Clinton, Carter, and Obama haven’t been made fun of much, which should go to prove that they suck(ed) as presidents.

    Plus, Sarah can laugh at herself, which is something I have yet to see a democrat do.

    • November 22, 2009 12:24 pm

      Ann Coulter got it right – she gauges her success by the amount of hate mail she gets. If you’re not a target of the left, you’re probably not in danger of being able to shift the debate and control the conversation

  18. joanne permalink
    November 22, 2009 10:18 am

    I happen to be a republican that lives in Alaska, most of us are up here. We just happen to know her as opposed to all of you who flutter around her who don’t.

    That’s the problem with her celebrity, that’s all it is. This blindness will destroy our party. We should be promoting substance not silliness.

    • John Davidson permalink
      November 22, 2009 10:29 am

      The party must discard the narcissitic element within the party before it can regain its credibility.

      Nice post, I spent more than a year at Elmendorf and 50 years later, the time spent is still memorable. In fact, I might be the first one to receive a high school diploma after it became a state.

    • Cas Balicki permalink
      November 22, 2009 2:44 pm

      Given a choice between Palin and Obama’s celebrity, I’ll take Pali8n’s anyday, at least she’s done something other than vote present.

    • Pooma permalink
      November 22, 2009 7:39 pm

      Funny you should bring this up. One of our employees is from Alaska. She recently brought her sister (who is visiting from Alaska until after Thanksgiving) to one of our company functions, and we had an opportunity to pick their brains about Palin. They both admired her accomplishments and said she enjoys a good reputation. Now you tell us that she’s not well liked in Alaska. Excuse me if I tend to believe some people I know in real life as opposed to a random poster on a website to give us the truth about Gov. Palin.

      Gov. Palin is a woman of substance as anyone can see by her accomplishments. The silliness comes from these drive-by posts of yours.

  19. Tamako Akai permalink
    November 22, 2009 11:01 am

    The more these Brain-dead, Palin-bashing, America hating, Communist continue their rant against Sarah Palin, We the People will just continue to watch them fall futher into the abyst of solitude. Does anyone see their desperation against someone with morals and common sense? The rise of the conservative party is well on it’s way. Long live the Republic…..

  20. November 22, 2009 12:23 pm

    I hate to say it, but George Lopez IS pretty funny…I don’t worry too much about racial stereotyping, in the end people are people and the good ones are known by their works…pigment means nothing, unless you’re trying to get an SBA loan.

    • November 22, 2009 12:26 pm

      “pigment means nothing, unless you’re trying to get an SBA loan.”

      So true

      • Steve R permalink
        November 22, 2009 2:26 pm

        or get elected president from Chicago

  21. November 22, 2009 2:25 pm

    Listen up America. Great comic relief . . . belly laughs galore is going to be the day after Election Day 2012 when Marxo-Sapiens wake up to learn their Obamessiah was beat sound by Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. Meltdown city.

    The Turban Torpedo

  22. Michaelle Maloney permalink
    November 22, 2009 2:37 pm

    The lefties like to make things up as they go. A liar-WRONG. A latino-WRONG.

  23. November 22, 2009 3:53 pm

    The libs easily forget or purposely ignore what is happening with the Sarah Palin who gathered more crouds during the election and recently brought the highest rating for her appeareance on the leftist “O” show.
    Actually, Sarah, has more ‘governing’ experience than Obama and Biden combined. Most of the democrats in the cabinet or appointed as Obama Czars seem only to have experience in gathering votes to be elected by the graveyard residents, those moved away, foreign money deals and also illegal voters via Jessie Jackson (motor voters) and the many ACORN community roundups. They are all socialists on the move. MikeD

  24. oldwolves permalink
    November 22, 2009 4:03 pm

    One thing I noticed about the Palin derangement syndrome,(Sad but thats liberalism for you. Another decade another hatred), It eerily coincides with Baraks more clumsier weeks.

    For example ,last week, Obama looked incredibly more pathetic, even for him. Kow towing to China, his unattainable threat to close Gitmo was squashed, his attorney general invited terrorists back to the place they terrorized, the non existence of his stimulus-provided jobs, and Afghanistan and Iran about to blow up in his face, showing the emperor of japan his bald spot… So what does the MSM focus on? Thats right, Sarah’s hotel bills!

    I guess the left is getting tired of Obama repeatedly saying he ‘inherited’ all his problems. (Still , I thought as president he was supposed to solve them but there I go, the never ending optimist) So I guess the newest way to distract the sheep is to point at Sarah, so O can duck behind the MSM smoke screen so he can escape before anyone calls him on his latest blunder.

    But I’m sure it’s all just a strange coincidence…. Oh look! Over there!A squirrel !!!

    • Marsan permalink
      November 23, 2009 9:14 pm

      …great entry…did you check out the latest Obama video on Saturday Night Live? The Head Chinese in Charge would like a kiss from Obama! It’s hilarious, don’t miss it.

  25. ctl permalink
    November 23, 2009 5:38 pm

    Just wait until she runs in a Republican Primary. Her own people will rip her up on world television.

    • Carterthewriter permalink
      November 24, 2009 4:13 pm

      We’ll wait.

  26. Val permalink
    November 24, 2009 3:58 pm

    The Democrats hired 11 journalists to comb through Palin’s book to find discrepancies (lies)…out of 400 pages, these witch hunters were only able to find 6 mistakes. That’s not even one per journalist. NOW what will they do for work?

    • Carterthewriter permalink
      November 24, 2009 4:15 pm

      Tear out almost every page of the two health bills being proposed. I suggest.

  27. Neil M permalink
    November 24, 2009 4:47 pm

    I am wondering if we can get the govt. to clip Sarah Palin’s mouth shut. I found this woman stupid beyond belief and her family zoo worthy meterial. The party needs to ignore and disown her and her dysfunctional family to move further. Sarah Palin’s mom should have gotten an abortion — we, the republican base, shouldn’t have to pay up for this worthless scum. She is everything that is wrong with the great country of ours. We need to save the party before she destroys it. Good Job McCain, look what you have done.

    • oldwolves permalink
      November 24, 2009 7:13 pm

      Neil M,
      Hmmmmm…..The republican base? I doubt that.

      “I am wondering if we can get the govt. to clip Sarah Palin’s mouth shut.”

      Sorry neil, Republicans and conservatives believe in free speech. Apparently, you don’t.

      Sorry neil, Republicans and conservatives believe that the government is allready trying to hard to shut us up.We want less government power.

      Sorry neil, But you can’t ignore her message. She speaks what republicans and conservatives believe in. Her personal life may be somewhat of a drama and she does need a little more seasoning before she’ll be a viable choice, but when she does reach political maturity and still say the same message she will win.

      Sorry neil, republicans and conservatives don’t believe in abortion but instead we believe in the sanctity of life. To just throw abortion in like that is just plain wrong.

      Sorry neil, calling her names is pretty immature. (Worthless scum) It’s obvious that your judgment that she is everything wrong for this country is just plain ignorant. She wants less government, more private industry and less foreign intervention. So you must want more government ,less private industry and more foreign influence determining the course of the USA.

      Sorry neil, but people like you would destroy the party. It’s quite obvious that your a fraud and never have been or would want to be a republican. Your extreme fear of Sarah marks you a person of the left. Now be nice and rant somewhere else.

  28. Marsan permalink
    November 24, 2009 10:35 pm

    Neil, Neil, Neil!!! Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?!!

    Ok, ok, there, if attention is what you wanted, you got it. I was thinking you could be kin to Olderman, Olbermann, Elderman at msnbc!

    Now what did you accomplish with all that rage? ‘Cause like it or not, Sarah Palin is holding her own! Why aren’t you p ‘od at the individuals who are really messing up this nation? Like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and yes, President Obama with his bizarre leadership. Your ad hominem is showing!

  29. Marylou permalink
    December 2, 2009 12:53 am

    I am staying posted to these commentaries. Still interesting.

  30. oldwolves permalink
    December 2, 2009 3:58 am

    One very simple question… If Sarah isn’t running for anything, why are they attacking her? Whats the point?

    My only guess is that the left so loves abortion that they believe Sarah is a viable candidate for the future and it’s their right to destroy her, like an unborn baby. Damn the thought of any potential good she can do. It’s their rant and they can do what they want with it!

    What a mentality!

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